PANDEMIC DIARY

LET’S HAVE SOME FUN…

August 14, 2020

Although I no longer am a subscriber to The New Yorker Magazine, I try to remember to go online each week to see the latest of the “Cartoon Captions Contest”. These are drawn cartoons without captions to which the audience is invited to fill in their own caption or ‘punch line’.

https://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/contest#winner

I thought it would be fun to show photos of our illustrious sham of a…well, you know, and add my own captions to the pictures. These are, of course, not intended to be the definitive captions. You are all so clever. I do hope that they inspire you to submit your own captions and I will post the results.

"There, Officer Handy. That’s the moment my wallet went missing”.

“I am here for you, my son. Just don’t pee on my shoes”.

“It’s even amazing to me how all my shots end up within 10’ from the hole”.

“Lincoln bedroom…in ten minutes”

“:But you promised we could play the Russian version of Monopoly”

PLEASE TRY YOUR HAND AT THESE CAPTIONS. ALL ENTRIES WELCOME!